11.17.2005

Pictures... 1000 words... etc.

I think the picture says it all...

11.15.2005

Holiday dash

Okay, I’ll admit it. I’m proactive – sometimes to a fault.
I’ve started my Christmas shopping a few weeks ago! My bounty is hidden away somewhere in my house in hopes that they blondes can’t find my secret stash. Then there’s the kids Christmas present that will arrive via special delivery truck because it weighs so much – don’t ask, I won’t tell what it is.

I’m also putting up my Christmas lights this Sunday – so that the day after Thanksgiving, we can have a lighting celebration!!!

Oh no, I almost forgot, I have the make the grocery list for Thanksgiving. I’m hosting for 10; and all of Thanksgiving weekend I’ll have 8 people to feed each day. My pantries will be bulging very soon and my checking account will not. UGH!!!

Don’t forget that the kids Birthday is coming up in early December! Got to buy for that!

And we have to finish painting our bedroom so that we can hang the new window covering we purchased a year ago.

I started out kinda excited about writing this… Now I’m exhausted.

Oh well – I’ll take it – and be thankful that I can.

Now I gotta go, Amazon.com, my Visa and I have a Hot date!!!

11.04.2005

Propositions… I HATE THEM!!!!

WTF???
Teachers say vote no on this, but the Firefighters say vote yes.
People with two eyes say support our children, People with one nose say this will damage our children.
WTF???

Here she comes… I can feel her, stand back!!!!

SEAMS RIPPING, JEANS TRANSFORM INTO STRETCH PANTS
LARGE BREASTS EXPLODING, THIGHS OF THUNDER EMERGE
POP!

BIFG ALERT
Here’s a proposition I’d support:
All advertising on television and radio that are Pro/Con any proposition is limited to reading the actual text of the proposition itself.
Wow, what a f*ckin great idea.
Instead of woe is me, if you vote no, I’ll become a crack whore with no teeth, you’d get: “Blah Blah Blah, legal-ease, Blah Blah Blah legal-ease, Blah Blah Blah”
At least all the dumb-f*cks that vote and don’t actually read the voters guide would have an idea what they are voting on!!!!!

Here’s an even better idea! We, the citizens of the United States should not be voting on propositions. We don’t have law degrees (except you Ria) and in general, we don’t understand what the hell we are reading or understand all the loop holes that can and will be exploited.
Leave this to the politicians we voted into office. If they don’t have a law degree, then they have legal teams advising them. That’s more than the dork across the street!

Whew!

END BIFG ALERT

11.03.2005

Friday Fabulous Phonography Fun

If you have even a small tolerance for country music, then you might like this tune.
Fairly recent and one of only a few songs I like from this group.
It makes me want to be away, driving on an old 2 lane blacktop road -- in the late evening of a Midwest summer. Humid air, sun setting low on the horizon, top down, radio turned up.

It makes me smile inside.
Artist: Rascal Flatts
Album: Feels Like Today
Song: Fast Cars And Freedom

Starin' at you takin' off your makeup
Wondering why you even put it on
I know you think you do but baby you don't need it
Wish that you could see what I see it when it's gone
I see a dust trail following an old red Nova
Baby blue eyes, your head on my shoulder
Wait, baby don't moved, right here it is
T-shirt hanging off Dogwood Bridge
That river was cold but we gave love a chance
Yeah, yeah for me
You don't look a day over Fast Cars and Freedom
That sunset river back first time feeling
Yeah, smile and shake your head as if you don't believe me
I'll just sit right here and let you take me back
I'm on that gravel road, look at me
On my way to pick you up you're standing on the front porch
Looking just like that remember that
I see a dust trail following an old red Nova
Baby blue eyes, your head on my shoulder

11.02.2005

Picking your flight


I'd very much like to be on this flight. I look forward the flight attendants giving their pre-flight instructions.