11.04.2005

Propositions… I HATE THEM!!!!

WTF???
Teachers say vote no on this, but the Firefighters say vote yes.
People with two eyes say support our children, People with one nose say this will damage our children.
WTF???

Here she comes… I can feel her, stand back!!!!

SEAMS RIPPING, JEANS TRANSFORM INTO STRETCH PANTS
LARGE BREASTS EXPLODING, THIGHS OF THUNDER EMERGE
POP!

BIFG ALERT
Here’s a proposition I’d support:
All advertising on television and radio that are Pro/Con any proposition is limited to reading the actual text of the proposition itself.
Wow, what a f*ckin great idea.
Instead of woe is me, if you vote no, I’ll become a crack whore with no teeth, you’d get: “Blah Blah Blah, legal-ease, Blah Blah Blah legal-ease, Blah Blah Blah”
At least all the dumb-f*cks that vote and don’t actually read the voters guide would have an idea what they are voting on!!!!!

Here’s an even better idea! We, the citizens of the United States should not be voting on propositions. We don’t have law degrees (except you Ria) and in general, we don’t understand what the hell we are reading or understand all the loop holes that can and will be exploited.
Leave this to the politicians we voted into office. If they don’t have a law degree, then they have legal teams advising them. That’s more than the dork across the street!

Whew!

END BIFG ALERT